Do’s and Don’ts of Card-o-late

DO’S 1. Write the full name, designation, and department of the (lucky?) boy/gal/nonbinary pal who will receive your card and chocolate, otherwise known as cardolate. Write it clearly, or else you’ll suffer the wrath of Hospi- no one will ever get a cardolate you send them, and your name will be Cheapy McCheapface for the […]

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11 Things You Forgot About Being a Xavierite

11 Things You Forgot About Being a Xavierite It’s almost that time of the year again – new notebooks, shiny pens and fresh stationery. Parents love this season but us kids, we dread leaving our beloved couches and getting back to college. Are the ‘back to college’ blues getting you down? *we have a gif […]

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Better (cardo)Late Than Never

Our trademark helpful How To for the unique Malhar experience of writing a cardolate for the first time. Step 1: You say we need to talk  Buy a cardolate from Hospi (LR 36) for 10 rupees each; get 2 free on every 10th purchase. Step 2: Write the full name and department of the unfortunate […]

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The Many Ws of GD-ing

Never given a GD before? Afraid your resting rhymes-with-pitch face might give off the wrong impression? Great at writing, but all tongues when it comes to talking? Shy? Fear not, these stellar tips shall transform you into an awesome, confident applicant. Temporarily.   Where College has 52863 arches and roughly double the amount of classrooms […]

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Pre-Malhar To Do List

It’s the day before Malhar and if you’re scrambling around trying to remember all the things you should be doing, have no fear. We present to you your very own pre-Malhar to do list! 1.  Finish all chocolates at home because Cardolates are coming soon.   2.  Google creative ways to make your Malhar tee […]

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Accurate Elims Schedules

6:30 AM – Supposed to turn up at venue. Still asleep. 7:15AM– Arrive (delirious), knotting yards of fabric i.e. oversized t-shirt. 8:00 AM– Too coffee deprived to comprehend life around us. 8:30AM– Reg. begins, temper as short as the abbreviation. 9:30AM– Reg. desk more crowded than event venue. 10:15AM– Event begins. At last… 11:07AM– Round […]

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Ten Types of Cardolates We All Send

1) The Obligatory OG Cardolate You never let me leave meetings early and picked on me a lot but I want to be OG next year so I’m going to write nice things about your leadership skills. 2) The Prank Cardolate I’m going to write embarrassing things about you on the cover of your Cardolate […]

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Ways To Beat Those Malhar Blues

We all know the reason for this post – Malhar has ended and has given us a wonderful treasure trove of memories. Months of hard work have culminated in the best three days possible. But it was finally time to say goodbye. The fest has ended, but our memories will remain with us forever. For […]

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