Haaave you met *insert department name*?

Kanhaiya Comps   Admit it. You too have been wondering why Comps is SO popular, this Malhar. Is it because they’re nice and helpful? Is it because their work seems to overlap with almost every other department? Is it because their room has AC? Is it because all the OGs are BOYS? Is it because […]

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What to do at Malhar

IT’S HERE GUYS! After months of pretending to work, eating exclusively junk, and leaving college at ungodly hours, the season finale of Keeping Up the Kardashians IS HERE. Kidding, guise. It’s Molhur Malhar. And your trusty Malhar blog is here to guide you through the dos and don’ts of this shinding. TWELVE THINGS TO NOT […]

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Haaave you met *insert department name*?

ADMIN   Q: Which is your favourite other department and why? Reuben: PR. PR. PR. They’re so much fun! Tanya: Comps and Logs. Ashrav: Because Niraj+ Garvi+ Malvika. Ashrav(hastily): Oh,…others are also included. Jincey: ETC also, because they’re random and we’re random. Reuben: Only you’re random. Rahul: …*Still thinking* Since Reuben and Ashrav giggle too […]

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Kal Night, Am Night

Dear Rutu, Is Am Night real rock n’ roll? Whaddya think? It’s AMATEUR night: do you expect serious cha-cha from these chachas? Interesting fact: It’s been a slow death for rock n’ roll, but the exact moment it lost its pulse? The moment MTV first went on air. From then on, rock music stopped trying […]

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Said No Xavierite Ever -Dvitiya

If you haven’t read the original Said No Xavierite Ever post…well that’s O.K., we’re pretty sure no one has. But you should read this post. Because this isn’t Said No Xavierite Ever. THIS IS- SAID NO XAVIERITE EVER ***DVITIYA***   1. Look how awesome my ID card picture is. I only have to use it for three […]

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Haaave You Met *insert department name*?

RAWWRR RAGA The Raga interview is special, because the department is largely regarded as LA’s illegitimate child, who broke away from us, one stormy, rebellious and stupid year. But like the prodigal daughter, much LAve is given to this uber-intellectual and super-useful department. In the interview, fun was had, LAve was given with OC Fabiola […]

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Haaave You Met *insert Department name*?

SWEETU SOUVENIRS    Q: Which is your favourite other department and why? Clarrissa: FA, because they’re our chilling spot. Chilling, it seems. Now we know where to go when the Comps room is full. I love their OGs and OC and volunteers. Johnson is <3 volunteer. Hmm, is this a Malhar crush? Clarissa: No, no! […]

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Morning Madness

It’s the Malhar season! No, literally. It’s always raining these days. It’s cool and cosy and no one wakes up early enough. But unfortunately, the 8 o’clock lectures still begin at 8 o’clock and the professors seem to be ready, wielding their pistons of encouragement at the crack of dawn itself. We wouldn’t know. The […]

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Haaave You Met *insert department name*?

PR KA PYAAR Chitniss and Toddy are missing when we (finally) caught PR for their interview. Someone asked us to wait. Interviewer: Aren’t the rest of you funny? Garvi: (Starts to answer, then looks around, and stops.) Let’s just wait for them? While we waited for them, we went online and decided to dig up […]

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Lounge ka Fame

Last night, when I was on another one of my Internet adventures (known in some circles as ‘stalking’…), I came across some Internet gems, namely some strange pictures of OC ETC, Noel.   Noel smells something strange. Probably the burning smell of our his movie-making event…     Noel is shocked by his own efficiency […]

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